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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-14

Published by pescandon on October 14, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • Would it be a bad idea to create a wireless hotspot in an airport w/ the name "BOMB IN RESTROOM"? #
  • Company from Rome that covers Vatican news hired me for a shoot in New York and Boston. #SUITELIFE #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-10-07

Published by pescandon on October 7, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • If only he was real… I'd love free UT/WV tix this Sat! RT @StubHub: @newaustinite Because he's cute. ;) #TicketOak http://t.co/OFfCqTHM #
  • Silas Redd runs North. Love that. #
  • I am mildly attracted to the Ticket Oak. #StubHub #
  • Just tried to type in "Uck!" and iPhone autocorrect changed it to UCLA. Very fitting. In related news, #FTFO #fighton #usc #trojans #
  • He said he liked Big Bird. RT @MoveOn: Hey @MittRomney, American children might have something to say about your attack on #BigBird #
  • I am ALL IN for the A's to win the world series. They were always my favorite AL team. Billy Beane needs some vindication. #
  • Thinking about playing a free poker tourney at Third Base on 6th St. Austin TX tonight at 9pm. Anyone wanna join? #
  • What's the easiest way to sync files between 2 computers w/ Final Cut Pro X? In FCP 7 I used Dropbox, but can't do that easily in X. #help #
  • A's! #
  • Why can't everything in the world be @Amazon Prime eligible? #
  • A family member of mine who owns a boutique retail clothing store is looking for an SEO/SEM person for help. Anyone care to speak w/ her? #
  • Listening to music library for vid project I'm working on. Current track: "A night at the club to get crunked up and hit the dance floor." #
  • Does anyone else find it funny that Samsung touts a high-tech wireless device by showing a feature that physically requires touching phones? #
  • I don't understand companies that don't go above and beyond to meet customers at where they're at. Instead, it's "policy". Re: @FansEdge #
  • .@FansEdge has the opportunity to win over my future business by exchanging an item outside the 60 day window… will they do it… #
  • When are they going to change the name of YouTube to 'Gangnam Style and other videos"? #
  • LOLOL http://t.co/Jvl4Otr6 #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-30

Published by pescandon on September 30, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • To fight back at the ridiculous "food porn" (I despise that word FYI) I'm posting #foodsnuff http://t.co/OEnYgaAl #
  • Just saw the new spot from my talented friend and director Matt Bieler – check it out: https://t.co/SIULuGaz #
  • Waiters gonna wait. #
  • About to get a doctor prescribed massage in about an hour. I'll take that over pharma any day. #
  • I just got a spanish pre-roll ad on http://t.co/xA9W7e8J. How is this possible? #
  • This SVU episode is way to f$*#!*& complicated. #
  • .@TWCable Yo how much is my cable bill going up now that you're carrying NFL Network? #
  • YES FINALLY PRAYERS ANSWERED!!! RT @2844cwLyndsey: We saw you are looking for a job we will hire you right now just go to @YourNewEmployer #
  • Has anyone ever written an article on the brilliance of Matt Drudge in the way he chooses and groups his story links together? If so Id read #
  • Does anyone else agree that these "National __FILL IN THE BLANK OF SOME RANDOM ACTIVITY__ Days" are really freaking stupid? #
  • Just realized I'm out in public and I don't have my sidearm on me. What the hell is wrong with me? #texas #guns #watchoutthief #
  • If you use the term "food porn", I probably hate you. #
  • These political e-mails seem a little misguided. Done't care to win a lunch or bus ride w/ so-and-so – just want a better country 4 my kids #
  • For a recap of the charity event we did in LaPlace, LA yesterday w/ the New Orleans Saints, check out http://t.co/l1M0bL2S #
  • Have a great time Abby @AbbyJohnson: Speaking at 40 Days for Life kick off rally in front of my former abortion clinic tonight! God us good! #
  • I've been so busy managing this live stream, I've forgotten to eat. I find myself craving red beans & rice. #
  • I'm hosting a live feed right now at http://t.co/wxe0Z5Hu – come check it out – it's charity for a good cause! #
  • I'm up at 3:15AM. Amped up preparing for our big live show tomorrow (@candoorg) w/ the @Saints. Can't sleep. #
  • The NFL is like a bad reality show right now. Can't turn off these ref train wrecks. #
  • RT @tmacUSC7: That's why u bat the ball down..not a time to stack stats!” #
  • Did you guys see the end of that Ireland vs. West Indies cricket game at Colombo! CRAZYYY! #mondaynightcricket #
  • Hilarious. #
  • Very touching interview on http://t.co/23lkXDiS's live web stream – helping the flood victims in LaPlace, LA – http://t.co/wxe0Z5Hu #
  • As a Vick fantasy owner who needs him to perform this week, the end of the second quarter was just a huge LOL. #
  • Buy the http://t.co/23lkXDiS crew lunch for a $25 donation! They're live helping flood victims on http://t.co/wxe0Z5Hu #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-23

Published by pescandon on September 23, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-16

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-09

Published by pescandon on September 9, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • Yes, when USC plays their home game AKA The Rose Bowl RT @ABC7: Rose Bowl renovations done in time for today's UCLA game. Will you be there? #
  • http://t.co/redgEEsg – This is the best Skycam shot I've ever seen. Good job operator! #tam #fla #
  • What's the deal with this BS "you have to leave the game for one play because you lose helmet" rule? On an extra point?!? #
  • It should not be taking USC 4 plays to gain 10 yards. Disappointing start. #
  • Great Texas morning so far: Mexican food in the morning, a stop at the gun store and college football watching w/ the wife. #texas #
  • Bravo RT @StephieInTexas Thank GOD mom sacrificed to send me to Catholic school. Sick of guilt complex stereotype. It's called a conscience #
  • Yeah it is its. @TexasGrizzlette: *its RT @KVUE: Austin ISD recognized nationally for it's scholastic achievement. http://t.co/X1kr07hH #
  • Broadcasting to the Internet with 4 wireless modems! #technology http://t.co/oLceMAMY #
  • I will personally match any donation to either campaign from anyone on Twitter. Up to $1. #
  • I can't look at Villaraigosa without hearing the line "We clean your toilets!" ringing over and over in my head. LA talk radio people get it #
  • I hope Cardinal Dolan brought his rite of exorcism book. #
  • Where is the Gatorade shower? #
  • So hardly any mention of record American poverty at this #DNC2012 – but a ton of abortion celebration… #
  • Obama: "I forced those f$#*ing Catholics to provide contraception, which they find gravely sinful, for free to their employees!" #DNCTRUTHS #
  • Damn Kobi you hating!!! RT @FReeKobi0704: 今度のイベントのレッドカーペットで何を着るか考え中。たとえどんなグッド•ルッキングな人でも、性格に合わないものを身につけると、簡単に洋服に食べられる。 #
  • Four more months! Four more months! #
  • Literally doing something and figuratively doing something are not the same thing. #
  • Nothing much more funnier in my life than being inside a liberal Hollywood movie producer's office in 2004 when Kerry lost. #tears #
  • John Kerry: "caring about the earth is a responsibility from the Scriptures." Umm… so is protecting human life dude. #DNC2012 #
  • Charlie Crist needs to lay off the Wonka bars. #DNC2012 #
  • Caroline Kennedy invokes her Catholic faith to criticize states that legislate protection of the unborn. #moralbankruptcy #DNC2012 #
  • Which one will be faster? http://t.co/kuzBpJPe #
  • Anyone out there with a mac pro and webcam want to help me out with something? #
  • Korean gansta style @TabithaFierro: Oh snap! Samsung pays Apple $1 Billion… in 5 cent coins http://t.co/OtH3konC via @Zurmat #
  • Seconded RT @JimGaffigan: Each of my 4 children has made me a better parent. So I figure I only need 34 more kids to be a pretty decent guy #
  • This speech might take up two calendar days. #
  • And my fantasy team. RT @jimrome: Victor Cruz is KILLING the Giants. #
  • Does Bill Clinton go right out and announce Hilary 2016 or is it just to be inferred? #
  • Fun fact: I spent a short time w/ Bill Clinton in Sri Lanka after the 2004 tsunami. He was with GHW Bush. #
  • Elizabeth Warren cited the Gospel of Matthew during a convention where God was booed and abortion was cheered. #Sick #
  • Egads. Invoking Saint Ted Kennedy again. I guess that fits in a night where an accused rapist is headlining. #
  • Elizabeth Warren said Obama believes in a country where women get "equal pay for equal work". Obama pays female staffers 17% less than men. #
  • Everyone is a victim and all the successful people are out to get you! #
  • RT @laurenmarie10: What a non-sequitur. Corporations ARE people. People are not corporations. #
  • Elizabeth Warren, who lied about her heritage. Soon to be followed by Bill Clinton, who lied to all of America. Yay Democrats! #DNC2012 #
  • This Costco co-founder needs to get the executive membership to the speech giving classes. #
  • You can't even get into Costco without a picture ID. Something to think about. #
  • If an employer expects employee to pay for food w/ their wages, and doesn't buy their food for them, are they limiting their access to food? #
  • Wow, so far this Fluke speech is worse than the speech Jar Jar Binks gave to the Imperial Senate in Episode II. #DNC2012 #
  • Romney is all about "making money without a moral compass"? Really?? How do you explain this then bitter ex-employee? http://t.co/BdUZ6ARl #
  • Democrats are parading disgruntled ex employees who were laid off by Bain to whine about getting laid off. This is Obama's America x23m. #
  • The ridiculous hypocrisy of the "pro-choice" left. http://t.co/y6QdTAyV #
  • You just can't make this stuff up. #
  • Clint Eastwood may have brought an imaginary Obama to the #RNC but there are hundreds of imaginary straw men at this convention. #DNC2012 #
  • Median household income down $4000+, unemployment over 8% for 40+ months, national debt at $16T, and these people are hyped! #DNC2012 #
  • I ordered 4 wireless airport cards from Verizon, CLEAR and AT&T today. Weird. #whatishedoingwiththem !! #
  • Dr. Biden? Isn't that an oxymoron? #
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, First Lady Michelle Obama! Defending partial birth abortions since 2004!!" http://t.co/BfDERCB8 #
  • "Here at @NBCLatino, we only live tweet leftist hispanics on the national stage!" #
  • Rubio > Castro #
  • RT @greggutfeld: Nothing like an abortion speech where you mention your childhood to emphasize the value of luck. #
  • This radical pro-abortion left-winger does not speak for the millions of faithful pro-life women out there. My wonderful wife included. #
  • The abortion celebration has begun! #DNC2012 #
  • Does everyone at #DNC2012 fail to remember that they had control of the house, senate & presidency for 2 years? Yet GOP is obstructionist? #
  • Jimmy Carter is so reading a teleprompter. Check out the eyes. #DNC2012 #
  • These are some seriously sour faces. #DNC2012 #
  • Think we'll hear anything about the epidemic of sex selective abortions at #DNC2012 Oh wait these ladies on stage were against the ban. #
  • Damnit. I'm going to have to stop calling my 2 year old daughter "Mimi". #PELOSINICKNAMES #NOTINTHISHOUSE #
  • Reid: We don't know Romney because he won't release tax returns. We DO know Obama – never mind we have't seen his college transcripts. #
  • RT @Reince: @Timodc: Harry "I've Never Passed A Budget" Reid attacks Republicans for not governing. #
  • Ironic that the party of abortion talks about "saving lives" through saving medicare. That's like saving pigs through eating bacon. #DNC2012 #
  • Obama will cut the deficit in half! http://t.co/7xOR5LhY #DNC2012 #DIDNTHAPPEN #REMEMBERTHAT #
  • Someone let me know when someone on stage at the #DNC2012 says something that is true. Still waiting. #
  • Debunked: Ridiculous Study Claims Organic Same as Conventional http://t.co/AKNl3JJI #
  • JACKPOT #
  • The President seems to be enjoying his Labor Day at the golf course. #emptychairday http://t.co/o5TAn82Z #
  • My suspicions that Clint Eastwood was in fact a mad genius have proven to be true. #emptychairday #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-09-02

Published by pescandon on September 2, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • This was a portrait of me drawn 2 years ago. Apparently I was seen as a hallway football throwing, tea drink http://t.co/KBQZnMMx #
  • I’m wondering if Robert Woods beats out Barkley for the Heisman. @HeismanWoods #FTFO #
  • 1ST PLAY! 75 yard touchdown. Barkley to Lee. Book it. Gonna be a good year. #USC #FTFO #
  • Is Fox going to put the USC kickoff on another Fox network if this Nats/Cards game goes into extras? #
  • 3 hours and counting… #ftfo http://t.co/zel6db7P #
  • Best Tumblr of 8/31/12 http://t.co/ELZXsIZr #
  • Longhorn Network is now available on AT&T Uverse! #
  • Rice band takes a shot at USC during their game against UCLA? I guess we're scaring even teams we won't ever play? http://t.co/qgAePobM #
  • I love Kim Rhode. #class #outdoorchannelshooters #
  • If PSY is a special guest performer at #RNC2012 Twitter will explode! #
  • RT @gunowners: U. of CO takes step back to 1950's, imposes "separate but equal" discrimination on students with CCW's http://t.co/RNzH46bV #
  • New COHEED http://t.co/eIXSEDdm #
  • …maybe I'll post it some time. #
  • Just found a bunch of old footage taken in 2001 from my band (at the time) Downrising and a show from the Glass House in Pomona, CA.. #
  • Everything about the http://t.co/VIV2lVXm radio spot sucks. The copy, the read, everything. #
  • Might be going to New Orleans this week. Charity work – not vacation. #
  • ESPN's headline: "Pro Bowler Wallace rejoins Steelers". Am I the only one who read that as meaning Mike Wallace joined the PBA tour? #
  • Mason Zimbler Agency Swap – http://t.co/mD4X6x7F #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-26

Published by pescandon on August 26, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • Mos Eisley cantina band! #moseisley #cantina #youwillneverfindamorewretchedhiveofscumamdvillainy #starwars http://t.co/Fi3dmt40 #
  • Congrats to Michael and childhood acquaintance Christina. RT @thejoshhamilton: Congratulations to Michael Young on birth of their third son #
  • I’m at a toy store dreaming about a Breaking Bad kids meth cook playset. They can brand it “Lil’ Heisenberg” complete with black hat. #
  • My mother in law is visiting. First time she's visited us here in Texas. I like her! #
  • Awesome. I can't wait to become a hanger-on. @CravenMike: Somehow I was nominated for President or VP of Texas Sports Writers Association. #
  • Watching Pac-12 network online. I can't get Longhorn Network near Austin, but I can get this channel. No complaints. #USC #Trojansstyle #
  • You & @conversiondiary should exchange household scorpion notes RT @lmwk: Dear Lord, why did you create the scorpion? http://t.co/rnQrDMmt #
  • KNUCKLEBALL! the movie http://t.co/M0QFgMEw #
  • Half of recent college grads take jobs that require only HS diploma http://t.co/pJImgXDf #
  • Benefits of truck ownership: left the house today with nothing. Came back w/ 2 desks, a couch, a dehumidifier and 2 air purifiers. #
  • http://t.co/HrHCeGFY #
  • 10 Things Gun Guys Never Say http://t.co/QboUwDUf #
  • Kobe is involved in some crazy shit overseas: http://t.co/5fLDwXFf #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-19

Published by pescandon on August 19, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • Is This The Most Terrifying Weather Alert In The History Of Television? http://t.co/lA7fpXvR #
  • Oh USC #1 AP. Not big deal. #fighton #
  • any photogs out there want to take pics of my sons baptism tomorrow? #
  • This thunder storm is a bad open for my fantasy draft. #fantasyloser #
  • Wow the music in ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’ is good. #
  • Fantasy football draft coming up in 80 minutes. My 2nd year in this league. League owner drafted Andrew Luck last year when he was n college #
  • There’s nothing like the response I get when I utter the words “[Kidsname] is gonna get it!” in a stern fatherly voice. #
  • How is anyone with an iPhone 4 out of contract from @att not using @MyStraightTalk. $45/month (no taxes) unlimited everything no contract! #
  • Losers. RT @SportsCenter: Melky Cabrera is 3rd player to be suspended 50+ games while playing for @SFGiants. No other team has had as many. #
  • KERSHAW dealing tonight. Perfect game – I’m calling it after 1. #
  • This 50 lb bag of chicken feed weighs a ton. #
  • Finally saw the end of Breaking Bad season 4 last night w/ Rachael. Wowzers. #
  • USC Trojans set new school records by earning 12 golds and 25 total medals. #
  • These Illuminati light towers in London's Olympic stadium are really creeping me out. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-12

Published by pescandon on August 12, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-08-05

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-29

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-22

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-15

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-08

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-07-01

Published by pescandon on July 1, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • Catching an episode of #ParksAndRec on an American flight – oh WiFi also. #moderntravel #
  • I have passed my last 5 pat downs. (@ Austin Bergstrom International Airport (AUS) w/ 17 others) http://t.co/EUWVACAJ #
  • Tomorrow I'm headed to New York. Lots of Nathan's hot dog show to be editing for ESPN. #
  • Yeah. http://t.co/afcxFPQp #
  • I have the taste of perfume in my mouth. #nasty #notintentional #3yroldwentcrazywithmomsperfume #
  • Who wants to borrow my truck for 11 days? It only requires that you do me one favor. #
  • Does anyone in Austin have one of those one person tent things I can borrow? #
  • If I don't at least get a new profile pic out of this wedding I'm going to next week, I will be extremely disappointed. #
  • Whew……. RT @Irisa: @newaustinite Breathe!!!!” #
  • I'm holding my breath until someone replies to this tweet. #
  • What's the fastest Twitter reply of all time? I'm curious – reply to this as fast as you can. 1st reply wins something. #
  • R. A. Dickey is beating the Dodgers' U. B. Sucky right now :/ #
  • #hello http://t.co/0ePbTw39 #
  • First feature film I color graded is on Netflix. Check it out! http://t.co/zhwjyS86 #
  • I'm back after a weekend in New Orleans. What are we doing this week? #
  • Tasty, Willie! RT @williebosshog: Cooking up some garlic frog legs for supper. This is round 2. Last nights were too good to only do once. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-24

Published by pescandon on June 24, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • Uh-oh. RT @t_vallejos: Note to self: never drink that much again. Ugh. #WhoAmI #
  • Just took my brother shooting for the first time. 100 rounds through a 1911 .45ACP and 75 through a .380 AUTO. He was thrilled. #
  • Just had a sugar explosion. (@ Café Du Monde w/ 4 others) http://t.co/haHX7Au9 #
  • I have to take flight 666 and 187 on the same day?? #EEEKS #
  • Maybe the German race is supreme. These guys are specimens. #
  • This #EURO2012 pre game is murder on my ears. Just #GETTOTHEGAME #
  • Ready for the #apocalypse http://t.co/n9xNml11 #
  • My mobile hotspot wireless' name: "MICHAEL_JACKSON_FKN_PWNS". Not sure why I picked that. #whyfi #
  • Every time I land when in an airplane I quietly chant, “No incursions, no incursions, no incursions…” #airplanefears #
  • Kobe: 5 LeBron: 1 #
  • "Throw away the radio… suitcase.. " Haven't heard this one in a while. #namethatsong #enjoyingjambox #
  • Wow, now that's a brand ambassador! RT @K8sizesmall: @newaustinite @jawbone can be charged with the micro USB charger on the metal wall! #
  • I liked everything up until batteries ran out :/ RT @Jawbone: @newaustinite @k8sizesmall Glad we made you a believer! What do you like best? #
  • I am a believer in the Jambox. Courtesy of @K8sizesmall. Cool speakers! #
  • Game 5 at The Upper Decks on Barton Springs Rd. Who wants to join? #nba #lebronnogetring #
  • LOL Will Arnett at NHL Awards http://t.co/nJ9NpjcJ #
  • Good luck to Mr. Frittelli. RT @LonghornNetwork: Dylan Frittelli turned pro. Makes his debut today on European Tour BMW Internat'l Open. #
  • HAHA! RT @b2squared: @newaustinite Yes, tacky. Although I need new towels, so I was thinking about have another wedding and shower… #
  • My wife's aunt sent us a wedding invite w/ gift registry enclosed. 3rd marriage, she's 40, asking for $. I think that's tacky. You? #
  • Ack I hate useless common sense signs like this. @alexanvistasapt. http://t.co/V5cJylyY #
  • Mine was better. I went to Sea World. RT @LisaWickham: @kjkaustin Congrats to you & your fam on what must have been the best Dad's Day ever. #
  • Just say "guilty" every chance you have to speak. RT @LisaWickham: @lbrentg Hope you've got a great jury duty excuse lined up! #
  • Nothing like starting your morning by chasing hens in the neighborhood to try to round then back into your yard. #farmfail #
  • Look at that it's @reneeherlocker … Capturing last year's Nathan's… Getting ready for Coney Island 2012 http://t.co/ed4cg3eE #
  • Finishing some elements for the U.S. Senior Open golf tourney on ESPN. Not traveling to #Wimbledon tomorrow :/ #maybenextyear #
  • The Kings Twitter feed was the best thing to happen in social all year RT @jordanv: LA Kings' @dewaynehankins talks jello covered hockey… #
  • Oremus Productions has a new office on South Lamar! http://t.co/ZiB4SRjL #
  • The work day is over – I'm exhausted! http://t.co/LRqjCDIi #
  • Man I am 3-for-3 in jokes today that would get me fired if I were a TV personality. #notpc #
  • I don't like to be a hater, but @ReillyRick is about as bad as it gets in sports TV and writing. #
  • .@UTexasGolf's Jordan Spieth beats Beau Hossler for low am honors at the 112th U.S. Open. http://t.co/9mdxcfVe #
  • What I (the author) Learned From the "Homeless Hotspots" Twitter Furor http://t.co/ZHWfzlTf #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-17

Published by pescandon on June 17, 2012 in Twitter. View Comments Tags: , .
  • I'm going to destroy Sea World Aquatica tomorrow w/ the clan. #
  • Cute kiddo RT @gskid: Tour of @yale with London – prospective student of the class of 2032! http://t.co/0KsCIRl1 #
  • Haha. #fakeautocorrect #laughingatmyownjoke http://t.co/y8PR78Kt #
  • Asking me to quit applications so your update can install is just asking too much in this day and age. Figure out a way to do it another way #
  • The Robertson's know how to get down. I've seen it in person. RT @saraevansmusic: Omg! Obsessed with #Duck Dynasty! Our new fav show!” #
  • Warning: DO NOT read this article RT @greggutfeld: my supreme hatred for all things seafood has been vindicated. http://t.co/EMRTdTcK #
  • .@Snuggle_Bear, how could you??? http://t.co/xCC16LKV #
  • Installing Autodesk Smoke 2013. Let's see what happens next. #fcpisdead #
  • “Now is the summer of our discount tents” – R.E.I.’s marketing campaign if I were in charge. #
  • Just another MZL US happy hour. http://t.co/CPpylT1U #
  • Zebra puppet hard day filming http://t.co/G4lae76n #
  • I don't believe you. RT @LisaWickham: I'm at Whole Foods Market (Austin, TX) w/ 13 others http://t.co/8dJTu10u #
  • I think I agree with you. Aww.. I'm not too sure. Eh, what do you think? Let me call my mom. RT @K8sizesmall: Confidence! #guymusthaves #
  • RT @t_vallejos: Ugh. Why did I even go to college? My bff just told me about a 16yo who makes 6k a month from ads on YouTube vids #cries #
  • CK is the best movie ever, FYI. "Depth of Field: Gregg Toland, Citizen Kane and Beyond" http://t.co/psX2Z9ET #
  • What a joke of a mayor RT @LAWeekly: Mayor Villaraigosa was only person in L.A. to miss the L.A. Kings parade yesterday http://t.co/tf3q8c4u #
  • Why does Greenwich have to have such mean time? #
  • This tweet makes me want coffee. RT @kjkaustin: Saw a bit of @percolate this am. Assisting in #content #curation at scale. Very cool. #
  • In case anyone is wondering, I think the new MacBook Pro update is a joke. Fixing what isn't broken, and gimping upgradability. Nice Apple. #
  • I'm at Sam's Boat w/ @kjkaustin @thejonsander http://t.co/7E5xJt7k #
  • This is so awesome. RT @lost_angeles: Wow, Shep Smith True Blood Awkwardness… http://t.co/jdQaV0kX #
  • Based on HBO's line of reasoning, they would have just as easily shown the pope's or the Dalai Lama's head on a stick http://t.co/Wc5xNXht #
  • Still haven't gotten kicked out of here. (@ Mason Zimbler US w/ @kjkaustin) http://t.co/0HfFwNRi #
  • I kind of want to start an online campaign to bully @Snuggle_Bear on Twitter. #
  • Wow, congrats to Coach Fields. @UTexasGolf: Congrats to Texas head coach John Fields – @GolfweekMag Coach of the Year! http://t.co/Yy9q3zye #
  • #FT @newaustinite @newaustinite @newaustinite @newaustinite @newaustinite and @newaustinite #
  • Check out this web show "sunday waffles". It's fun. http://t.co/0WWilFRK via @halleyobrien #
  • Why aren't people committing suicide at Apple facilities in the U.S.? It's a coverup isn't it? I knew it. #
  • A little Django Reinhardt – Jazz Guitar Genius for your Thursday afternoon – http://t.co/wVJeXDjg #
  • Twitter CEO @DickC shocks crowd at #CSMNY by making surprise announcement of new line of Twitter scarfs and mittens. #fake #endingthissoon #
  • .@SouthwestAir rumored to be changing corporate name to #SOUTHWESTAIR w/ hash. JetBlue unavailable for comment #CSMNY #fake #notreallythere #
  • Snuggle brand fabric softener retiring @Snuggle_Bear for more #socialmedia friendly HAMMERHEAD SHARK "Django" #CSMNY #fake #notreallythere #
  • Major Euro clothiers Zara and H&M burying the hatchet, launching new social network together named RAGBOMB. #CSMNY #fake #imnotreallythere #
  • .@Starbucks turning to 20 character tweets to get message through to followers quickly. #CSMNY #faketweet #imnotreallythere #
  • DRINKS! RT @kjkaustin: We take our happy hour invites seriously here at @masonzimbler. Drinks at Sam's Boat. …get it? http://t.co/bB7vFp65 #
  • My boys @CaryWCollins and @CBOhlmeyer are at Olympic Club in San Fran working the U.S. Open of golf for ESPN. #luckies #wishicouldbethere #
  • Clear glasses produce a foolish look. RT @DwyaneWade @lisjoseph: Clear thoughts produce clear results…. #
  • Isiah Thomas is bitter much. http://t.co/i5oTQGwn #
  • Nah, just gas. RT @Heather_Feather: Earthquake? #
  • .@UTexasGolf's Jordan Spieth tees off at 4:14PM ET tomorrow at the @usopengolf at @TheOlympicClub in SF. Watch this kid! #
  • I don't think I ever want to be a non freelancer again – unless someone offers me 200k salary of course. Even then… nah I'd do it. #
  • Congrats! @UsefulSocial: Winner of the Most Effective B2B Media Award is @SageHRMS – well done guys! http://t.co/U6paA4zU cc:@masonzimbler #
  • Still reeling that @thejonsander LMGTFY'd me today and not only that – he tried to claim that he taught ME about LMGTFing when I taught him. #
  • Awesome photo RT @ESPNLA710: Your Dodgers – Your Angels – and Your 2012 Stanley Cup Champion LA Kings @ Dodger Stadium http://t.co/h06RsIIj #
  • Best headline today: Man, 22, hit girlfriend with jeans doused in spicy wasabi sauce http://t.co/DIJH62JM #
  • Mason Zimbler @masonzimbler wins business-to-business content & social media marketing awards. Woo-hoo! http://t.co/FSRizxS9 @thejonsander #
  • USA vs Guatemala in the 85th minute… 1-1- tie.. #
  • Durant's hairline > LeBron's hairline. Durant's game > LeBron's game. #
  • Lebron – take a look at Kevin Durant. THAT is a closer. #
  • #texas #heat #egads http://t.co/rM7CoM70 #
  • Another 1-1 draw. Who saw that coming? #
  • "That's why we fuckin play" – Dustin Brown … Yep! #KINGS #
  • 2 Kings goals. Wow. #
  • LOL RT @LAKings: Clarkson takes a 10 min misconduct. He and R. Carter having a little locker room party. #
  • "What a night of pain" – you got that right! #LAKINGS #
  • I just became the mayor of The Texas Crew on @foursquare! http://t.co/4avjLN4G #
  • KINGS!!! x3!!!! #
  • KINGS~!! X2!! #
  • KINGS!!!!!! #
  • Awesome! RT @GolfweekMag: Breaking news from @usopengolf: Snedeker out, @UTexasGolf star Jordan Spieth in. The details http://t.co/A9pTWleY” #
  • This is a HERO. | Father kills man sexually abusing his daughter http://t.co/DBIAhpjm #
  • Just checked out some sweet office space in Austin, courtesy of my agent @k8sizesmall. A sub-lease may be in my future. #
  • These 1-1 soccer draws are really going to start turning Americans on to the sport! #euro2012 #EuroCupSoccer #
  • Looking to rent out some office space in Austin for a short term project. Anyone know of anyone subleasing? #office #property #lease #
  • My awesome client Mason Zimbler is looking for a social media analyst in Austin, TX http://t.co/4b5gHBxr #jobs #texas #austin #socialmedia #
  • Hey it's Jason Bateman. http://t.co/vNVbTU23 #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-10

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  • Good job Adam. RT ‏@UTexasGolf
    Awesome photo of the UT Tower & NCAA Champ trophy taken last night by Adam Wennerstrom http://t.co/jtkvizlO #
  • Yesterday I was editing stuff for ladies golf on ESPN, today it's a web show for young adult females. Quite a shift in demos for me. #
  • If I had bet on this, I would be choking people right now. #
  • Boxing is rigged. FUCK THAT SHIT #
  • Rolling. http://t.co/kbRxHK6a #
  • Motel 6 is in need of a new ad campaign. Tom Bodet and that song is OLD. #
  • Free people in a free country should be able to band together and spend to advance whatever cause they like. #
  • How have the St. Louis Cardinals scored 48 more runs than their opponents and yet are only 1 game above .500? Dodgers +41 & 16 games over. #
  • SAD RT @LisaWickham At #EloquaTour Roadshow, yet somehow feels like the Team is still back at the @masonzimbler office :) @Irisa @KjBissell #
  • My reaction to the new Foursquare is similar to when Gowalla made radical changes. Why screw w/ a good, functional app? @dens #
  • Hopefully your head isn't too huge after that killer award. RT @thejonsander: It feels good to back in the #ATX #
  • Ready for another L.A. Championship tonight! #KINGS #domination #
  • That's m'boy! RT @CaryWCollins Shaping up to be a memorable summer. U.S. Open, Wimbledon, U.S. Senior Open, The Open & Senior Open Champs #
  • Great for school education! The Water Song by Barz & Tone http://t.co/V937NO1e #
  • Welcome Su'a Cravens! http://t.co/nQpFgf5i #
  • It is annoying that Google ads are so hyper targeted to me that they advertise services I've recently already signed up for. #fail #notfresh #
  • LOL Dwayne Wade – c'mon man. http://t.co/n8GChgIN #
  • Accept the Job Offer or Walk Away? http://t.co/aZ7S0U7z #
  • Check out this amazing feature about a Ukrainian soccer team during WWII occupation: Defiance – The Store of FC Start: https://t.co/AEk9z9Wu #
  • Man Spurs fans are crying over everything that doesn't go their way. #weak #
  • #KINGS #
  • Mark Messier = John Malkovich #
  • Harte-Hanks Mason Zimbler Wins Business-to-Business Content /Social Media Marketing Awards http://t.co/oFPkMvbl cc:@thejonsander @kjkaustin #
  • In 1993, another Kings team captured L.A.'s heart. The members recall their journey http://t.co/W7On3hPz #
  • The Boston/Miami game last night ended in a tie. My producer says so. http://t.co/H9n1Hw53 #
  • Congrats @UTexasGolf on the #NCAA National Championship! #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-06-03

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-22

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  • Here's one of my favorite all time movie scenes – from Amadeus – Mozart vs. Salieri: http://t.co/0hI8vOD4 #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-08

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  • Easter bunny is impressed with our #easter #egghunt http://t.co/f3bz6E85 #
  • To Windsor or Half-Windsor this morning – that is the question. Happy Easter! Christ is Risen! #
  • Rachael just threatened Lucy with the triple crown of punishment – 1) spank 2) go to bed 3) no Easter eggs. #parenting #
  • Romney to focus on the "general erection"? This is about as bad as it gets for a newsman. #newsfail #sexualinnuendo http://t.co/tNMO1oa7 #
  • My daughter just asked me, "do cheetahs cheat?" #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-04-01

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  • Escandon #Sunday http://t.co/HHqekrju #
  • My Lucy in a field of bluebonnets. http://t.co/niEY1UKp #
  • April Fools joke articles are so passé. #
  • Epic tree @ Saint William Catholic Church http://t.co/0MHTuZz2 #
  • So it sounds like the #AustinBeerFest is an unmitigated disaster of pour planning and overpriced beer. Good thing I didn't go. #
  • RE-air of the fencing show we did for ESPNU is on at 7PM ET tonight. Check it out – it's done as a documentary of the event. #
  • 2012 #NCAA #Fencing #Championships debuts on #ESPNU Sat, Mar. 31st. 11 a.m. EST (10 a.m. CST/9 a.m. MST) DirecTV-CH. 208 DISH-CH.141. Watch! #
  • This month of work is complete, multiple 16+ hour days. Bowling show for ESPN, golf show for Longhorn Network & a fencing show #needsleep #
  • Editing fencing on ESPNU. (@ Ohlmeyer Kusserow Group, LLC) http://t.co/VyL1en3w #
  • TIGER! #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-25

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