- Sometimes I do this for fun #fakeautocorrect http://t.co/EnO1gHHl #
- Clare (5) is wondering why God made it so people's feet fall asleep (aka "sparkle"). Lucy (3) is wishing "God didn't create the ants". #kids #
- Dodgers win, Lakers win, Kings will sweep to get to the Finals. Good L.A. sports night! #
- IT'S A SERIES! #Lakers #
- RT @fadoaustin: "Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication." -Lord Byron #drinkingquote #
- DISASTER – Facebook's epic fail http://t.co/jlVM0Kj9 #
- Trying to finish up not one, not two, not three, but four video projects before the weeks end. Tweet written in honor of LeBron. #
- Checking out Sage One for Oremus Productions. I love free trials but a lot of time I don't even end up using them. We'll see… #
- WIMP OUT! @wilcogov: Round Rock Tax Office will be closed for the remainder of the day due to AC issues. http://t.co/6G72fd7Y #
- Staples Center in L.A. is THE spot this weekend. Sunday might get crazy – http://t.co/YPJlQEke #
- Dwayne Wade and LeBron James… ESPN graphic. Haha. #notclutch http://t.co/HIK8tKcS #
- It's true. http://t.co/Gxp6Iosl #
- RT @Carol91186: Great #marketing insights from @google for anyone who works in EMEA: http://t.co/103JHJ5f #
- Sage Unveils Entry-Level SaaS for U.S. – http://t.co/LJtOsGNh #
- #losangeles #hollywood http://t.co/PnSPRtjw #
- Amy Poehler says we have shows with people, cats, explosions, mystery, words, friends and jumping! http://t.co/bw9TzWNy #
- Crazy RT @cowron: #Kodak had a #secret #nuclear #reactor loaded with #enriched #uranium hidden in a basement @Gizmodo http://t.co/9WBB5kwx #
- The LA @Dodgers are representing here at the @masonzimbler offices! http://t.co/Cfkw25uQ #
- Hey @OUTDChannel, one of my colleague's photos got selected for @FieldandStream Spring Trail Cam Contest. Check it out! http://t.co/7iJDmMF8 #
- You Can’t Ignore Timeline (Facebook Won’t Let You) – http://t.co/zUAZcycQ #
- How to Get Feedback When You're the Boss http://t.co/5KI0xu2y (here you go @thejonsander & @kjkaustin) #
- Amazing collection of #WWII photos: World War II: After the War – http://t.co/lomuEPnm #
- I don't think I've launched a program from the Dock in two years. Isn't Spotlight just way faster? #
- Filing franchise tax forms to the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts. Who said going LLC was easy? ;> #
- Love putting 'Fringe' style real-world titles in every video project I can. #
- Diablo III #
- I just became the mayor of The Texas Crew on @foursquare! http://t.co/N9iwRfvL #
- An Airman's Last Mission – https://t.co/YIlaZiOE #
Author Archive for pescandon
- I am constantly reminded why I moved out of California and into Texas. Would hate to be there now: http://t.co/CANCFGlU #
- "Queensbridge baby! You already know!" – @MettaWorldPeace #
- Post video shoot Mexican ice cream break. (@ La Selva Paleteria) http://t.co/IXbSOKUG #
- Projects Are the New Job Interviews – http://t.co/GZaFSerI #
- Shooting interior scenics of this beautiful church (@ Saint William Catholic Church) http://t.co/qNQMjui6 #
- Check out my buddy's film – it's awesome – http://t.co/XpaEcW5v #
- Manny Puig's fearless craziness never fails to amaze me: http://t.co/mz39t4Y0 #
- I'm at Mason Zimbler US (Austin, Texas) http://t.co/gb1ZJ3Kr #
- Free Mother's Day concert @ St. Williams Catholic Church in Round Rock on Sat – I'll be there filming. Check it out! http://t.co/zT4AJpVN #
- If it wasn't for 40s on 4 my kids wouldn't know how to sing 'Jeepers Creepers' in a Louis Armstrong voice. #
- 40's on 4 on SiriusXM is the best radio station there is. #
- CA & NY – SUCKS FOR SMALL BUSINESS. Texas – the best! http://t.co/2hSxlenw #
- RT @LisaWickham Proud of the award-winning Social Media work for our #MasonZimbler clients: http://t.co/4SZXdiLQ #Sage #IBM #
- That's how I felt this morning. RT @chelseapyle: I feel so much better now that @thejonsander is here. #
- MEGA LULZ RT @Carol91186: David Bowie now watches my every move thanks to @newaustinite http://t.co/XLHwZO5e #
- Throwback to 2000 in #Paris #France http://t.co/oug0I4BV #
- When Choosing a Job, Culture Matters http://t.co/Et4fmdxV #
- Just took a job doing senior portraits for toy bunnies. #needmoney http://t.co/NiFi9XPv #
- RT @Inc When a Strategic Acquisition Makes Sense | @KarlStark @BillStewartASP @Inc5000 http://t.co/otY6OTCK #
- Do dry cleaners give out wire hangers for free to anyone who asks? #
- If this face doesn't say #occupy then I don't know what does: http://t.co/F7XwGZ10 #
- Reactor 4 at Fukushima Daiichi power plant still unstable enough to lead to mass extinction event. http://t.co/jXruaDRX #
- Are you kidding me? Matt Kemp slugs homerun #12 in April – first ball swinging in Coors! #MVP #gododgers #
- Better dust off the ol' business card. Looks like I'm back! http://t.co/pHtwjgFd #
- The Imperiled Promise of College. http://t.co/2EqtWZ5a #
- Brisket breakfast tacos this morning = yum. My whole body aching = nogood. #
- #austin #texas http://t.co/bSmbuHYE #
- I just unlocked the "Bento" badge on @foursquare! Irasshaimase! http://t.co/Cpa5V7mZ #
- Anyone in Texas need a Ford truck cover? I'm selling one of these bad boys.. http://t.co/3iSvk474 #
- Building the girls a beanbag toss game a.k.a #cornhole http://t.co/oyI1xtTY #
- Girl from The Ring throws out first pitch. Japan is plain weird. http://t.co/lLO7HLEq #
- I once chewed an apple into a sculpture of Abraham Lincoln's head. #
- Is there anything better than #sweettea in a mason jar on a breezy #Texas day? http://t.co/4dnpKQ4H #
- Just found this #snake ! http://t.co/WLPBhzsl #
- This government is absolutely out of control. This story makes my blood boil: http://t.co/r73h57V7 #
- Scenes from our drive to the market. God #ilovetexas #tx @ 2450 County Road 366, Taylor, TX 76574 http://t.co/NJscNNJm #
- Trying to guess hashtags nobody has ever used before. #smallwondermarathon http://t.co/LejGFg1X #
- Check out the new Adidas/RG3 commercial my good buddy Matt Bieler directed: http://t.co/9CCUc62b Matt's on the rise! #adidas #RG3 #
- #motiontracking faces #aftereffects #motiongraphics http://t.co/k6CIo0lU #
- This place is awesome! (@ Mason Zimbler US w/ @ryanhodgson) http://t.co/9aCGMZc8 #
- Here's one of my favorite all time movie scenes – from Amadeus – Mozart vs. Salieri: http://t.co/0hI8vOD4 #
- I just unlocked the Level 3 "JetSetter" badge on @foursquare! Sweet! http://t.co/phrt1C9k #
- Tv truck. http://t.co/Yu52wh0o #
- Tune into ESPN in 20 min at 8PM ET to watch the show I'm working on – NCAA bowling. #
- Making graphics for #ESPN #bowling tonight at 8PM ET. #AfterEffects http://t.co/4uXj2zcG #
- Getting grilled by reporters. http://t.co/QZTuPrZT #
- Taking questions at the #NCAA #bowling tournament. http://t.co/5oVyOocS #
- I just unlocked the "7-10 Split" badge on foursquare! The Dude is in the house! http://t.co/eNo2frEI #
- Has Jason Statham ever appeared in a movie where he didn't touch a gun and/or beat the snot out of someone? #
- Why e-books cost so much http://t.co/CkMvcR3Q via @CNET #
- Gruden's QB Camp on ESPN is a little bit too inside baseball – even for me. #hotelroomtvthoughts #
- Pilot on arrival: "Welcome to Chicago – home of the 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs." Classic. #cubs #chicago #
- You mean problems solving?? RT @Drudge_Report: REPORT: Drinking Alcohol May Enhance Problem-Solving Skills. http://t.co/hEhzeEoj #
- Thanks TSA for the pat down. 0 terrorists caught & counting! Keep up the invasive meaningless searches! http://t.co/ny4Io2H4 #
- I taught my 2 year old how to sing like Louis Armstrong. #
- Wife is so preggerZ. (@ Central Texas Birth Center) http://t.co/vf0ucaSb #
- Still using the ol' #outdoorchannel #coffee cup. @outdoorchannel http://t.co/i63RQS2B #
- Augusta needs a champion named Bubba. Let's go @bubbawatson! #
- Easter bunny is impressed with our #easter #egghunt http://t.co/f3bz6E85 #
- To Windsor or Half-Windsor this morning – that is the question. Happy Easter! Christ is Risen! #
- Rachael just threatened Lucy with the triple crown of punishment – 1) spank 2) go to bed 3) no Easter eggs. #parenting #
- Romney to focus on the "general erection"? This is about as bad as it gets for a newsman. #newsfail #sexualinnuendo http://t.co/tNMO1oa7 #
- My daughter just asked me, "do cheetahs cheat?" #
- Escandon #Sunday http://t.co/HHqekrju #
- My Lucy in a field of bluebonnets. http://t.co/niEY1UKp #
- April Fools joke articles are so passé. #
- Epic tree @ Saint William Catholic Church http://t.co/0MHTuZz2 #
- So it sounds like the #AustinBeerFest is an unmitigated disaster of pour planning and overpriced beer. Good thing I didn't go. #
- RE-air of the fencing show we did for ESPNU is on at 7PM ET tonight. Check it out – it's done as a documentary of the event. #
- 2012 #NCAA #Fencing #Championships debuts on #ESPNU Sat, Mar. 31st. 11 a.m. EST (10 a.m. CST/9 a.m. MST) DirecTV-CH. 208 DISH-CH.141. Watch! #
- This month of work is complete, multiple 16+ hour days. Bowling show for ESPN, golf show for Longhorn Network & a fencing show #needsleep #
- Editing fencing on ESPNU. (@ Ohlmeyer Kusserow Group, LLC) http://t.co/VyL1en3w #
- TIGER! #
- Cool piece on the Duckmen. http://t.co/QmQhlcAC cc: @williebosshog / @bosshogswife #
- Does anyone get the Longhorn Network? Golf show I edited airs tonight at 7PM & 11PM CT. #
- Just saw one awful executive at one of my ex-companies give a glowing review of an equally awful former executive on LinkedIn. #GAG #
- Long week….almost over… http://t.co/3OSuvSAc #
- Show I'm working on… http://t.co/9pGlAgWm #
- "@KimJongNumberUn: In North Korea, we don't wait until St. Patrick's Day to eat food that's turned green. #HappyStPatricksDay quot; #
- I don't need that Facebook garbage. RT @chrisdolnack: Could Facebook And Twitter Cost You Your Inheritance? http://t.co/I9Vg1qiK #
- I get you man… http://t.co/rnP059Xl #
- .@williebosshog + fam got a good review in @NYTimes of all places on their new show Duck Dynasty on A&E. Check it out! http://t.co/WWKE7bS5 #
- Working on some @UTexasGolf (@ University of Texas Golf Club) [pic]: http://t.co/etc95JmO #
- Thank you refs for obviously having money on Syracuse to win this game. I have them winning obviously. #marchmadness #
- Oh I miss having free time on a job. A blast from the past (Christian Bale Tirade parody) http://t.co/NRCbwMKJ #
- As a big fan of 24, I was really looking forward to the movie version. This is disappointing. Hopefully hit comes back. http://t.co/42E9v8Wd #
- Eagle Cam ! A new baby eagle in the nest. This is cool! http://t.co/lYepTFiC #
- Hoping I don't get assassinated on this Ides of March. #
- Editing BEVO today. #UT #TEXAS http://t.co/cbojca3Z #
- WHAT IF THERE WERE NO LOWERCASE LETTERS. WOULDN'T THAT BE CRAZY? #
- Bad move. RT @pulse2dotcom: Encyclopaedia Britannica Stops Printing After 244 Years http://t.co/0IMDe9cH #
- I cannot get over the Oregon Ducks court design. It looks like mother earth took a shit on their hardwood. #NIT #Oregon #LSU #
- First sniff of #SXSW (@ gdgt live at Austin Music Hall #gdgtaustin w/ 106 others) http://t.co/LNEINuGG #
- I just unlocked the "SXSW Sophomore 2012" badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/Hrr7TN1r #
- RT @mattklewis: How did I miss this? http://t.co/ZhtgISWD #
- Heading to downtown Austin tonight for the first time since SXSW started. Anyone out and about tonight? #
- Lol RT @craigdaniel: Zing! RT @mvolpe: Working on the Q3 marketing plan for my competitors (aka the Q2 marketing plan for @HubSpot) #
- Feeling like heading to the range today. I have a new .380 to test out, not to mention a shotgun that hasn't been shot in a while. #
- Working on some Longhorn Network feature pieces today. Lazy Sunday… need some tea. #
- Kony 2012 Hoax Exposed – http://t.co/RJIwxwdE #
- Gas prices suck – yes. But can news people stope using the phrase "pain at the pump"? Please? #
- Just got my coop cam hooked up! http://t.co/vLg0ZTVh #
- Bought a .380 Smith & Wesson (@SmithWessonCorp) today with an Insight laser for self defense. Next on list, an AR-15 & home defense shotgun. #
- March is set to be biz-biz-busy for me. Lot's of work for LHN, ESPN and other 3 and 4 letter words. #
- agreed @MattBarkley: @USCTMB ?? “@Heismanpundit: I propose a ban on 'Seven Nation Army' by school bands. #
- Can't believe it took me 30 years to learn the Windsor knot. #
- Don't buy meat from Iowa. http://t.co/ilTJx42M #
- Happy Texas Independence Day! I love this home that I've adopted. #
- Somebody needs to teach Crane flies how to freakin' fly. #
- Nanny State: Walking is Dangerous http://t.co/cFpCdZHY #
- UCLA no good http://t.co/3ClfdH3t #
- The newest Escandon. http://t.co/zFNPAXBZ #
- If this isn't a good enough reason to harvest your rainwater – I don't know what is. http://t.co/uwrKLB07 #
- Expiration date shopping at HEB. I have a cart full of free food. This makes shopping fun again! #
- PETA: People Exterminating Thousands of Animals http://t.co/D61ftBrK #
- Open the door Richard! http://t.co/1zpJm1GG #
- I like guns. #
- Support a local dairy – drink raw milk. http://t.co/DIRESYMw #
- My evening. http://t.co/6jh3L9Cb #
- Cardinals are so freakin dope. Favorite bird to watch in my backyard by far. http://t.co/nhAiwf5P #
- Just got a hot oil bath. Yay. #
- CDC = Master government propagandists. Fresh RAW milk is the best, cleanest milk in the world. We only drink/use it. http://t.co/JwUqzJIq #
- Just sold my '04 Crossfire. A bittersweet end to likely the last sports car I will ever own. #
- Ordered a Kindle. Overnight shipping. Love Amazon Prime. #
- Prescription drugs are 16000 X more deadly than a terrorist attack. http://t.co/G7ril8pv #
- We are big fans of raw milk here in my family. Cool article: http://t.co/bkW3l7ib #
- Eating beef. #
- Drinking beer. #
- I just put up gutters in the backyard. Never knew I could do that. #
- Chink in the armor. #
- Just finished the flooring in the girls' room. http://t.co/BITzeTqB #
- Sick and tired of that lie that 98% of Catholic women use contraception. Stop lying to us White House. Here's the facts http://t.co/C9hlCQxU #
- Found a large Easter egg with a small bottle of Crown Royal inside. Merry Christmas to me! #
- RT @kaykas: Zinger to CrunchFund. http://t.co/kTA8f1np #
- Wow – check out what an empty airplane looks like in-flight. “@iowahawkblog: Video of my empty airplane. http://t.co/HJmZICqv” #
- Pulling out carpet, scraping concrete floor, priming floor, leveling floor, laying laminate floors. #allinadayswork #
- Any other dads out there with small kids who watch Nick Jr. find themselves secretly loving #TeamUmizoomi Going to "crazy shake" now w/kids #
- I wish. RT @TweetSmarter: Facebook ending March 15th? Hoax spreads quickly: http://t.co/ibHZeP26 #
- Our dinner present for our friends – eggs fresh from our chickens. http://t.co/WusuwFCz #
- Pretty accurate portrayal of what I hated about Facebook: http://t.co/1Q6n6rtO #
- The Team Umizoomi theme song – incredibly catchy. #TeamUmizoomi #
- Now this is a menu @ Taylor Cafe http://t.co/4B52XUEe #
- Every Austinite must try Vincel's BBQ. (@ Taylor Cafe) http://t.co/EO1LMzFv #
- Looking to install a rainwater collection system at my house. Has anyone done this and have any experience or advice? #
- Best thing I did today: Ate a picnic lunch w/ the fam outside. Worst thing: Didn't wear safety goggles in a situation that called for it. #
- Social Media explained: http://t.co/1VQdreCY #
- USC Trojans are #1 http://t.co/c1nx6qI2 #
- This sounds like an episode of Fringe: http://t.co/3Y3ebfKQ #
- At lunch w/ Rachael – just the two of us. Getting some Apps & Zerts! #
- Having to sit through all these stupid ads makes me realize why soccer is the best sport to actually watch on TV. #sigh #
- who wants to make some Super Bowl twitter bets with me? #
- I just unlocked the "Super Swarm Sunday" badge on @foursquare! Go team! http://t.co/6skTVnN2 #
- Love this YouTube comment about Chopin and society. http://t.co/MbhQTojj #
- Doomsday Preppers Saturday. This show is awesome. #
- Teeth Malloy is my new Twitter profile pic. #
- Great meeting up! RT @thejonsander: Lunch with the first @masonzimbler social media analyst @newaustinite #goodtimes #
- I'm at Opal Divine's Marina w/ @thejonsander http://t.co/eoefhoTU #
- So for the first time in my freelancing career I'm facing a day soon where I have no job scheduled. What am I to do? #
- Chickens gettin' broody. #
- My timing on quitting Facebook couldn't have been better. Now to get off of Google's services… #
- Florida players choosing to come to #USC to play football – I like this trend! #fighton #
- Deleted my Facebook account. Good riddance. #
- I'm at The Salt Lick (3350 E Palm Valley Blvd, at Harrell Pkwy, Round Rock) http://t.co/dP7b9HGu #
- I'm at Home Slice Pizza (1415 S. Congress Ave., Gibson St. E, Austin) http://t.co/U85hTQxc #
- Getting my concealed carry gun license tomorrow – finally. God bless Texas! #
- #USC Football is all over ESPN right now! 2012 is going to be an awesome season for the Trojans. #
- Anyone catch the premiere of #Alcatraz last night? #
- Anyone interested in buying my 2004 Chrysler Crossfire? http://t.co/cx6Foyd2 #
- I hope this means I don't have to watch any more "discount double check commercials". #overexposed #fb #
- I just ousted Sam B. as the mayor of El Vaquerito Restaurant on @foursquare! http://t.co/0D5Bb9CA #
- I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! http://t.co/sUorH9ov #
- "Honey badger fears no man" – hah, Musburger has been practicing. #
- Even Chelsea Clinton thinks this game is boring. #
- The more beer I drink the worse this game gets. Totally opposite of what I was hoping. #
- Oklahoma State – you are clearly the national champion!! #
- I'm sorry but how does the #1 team in the nation not have a point after 38 minutes? This is ridiculous. #
- LSU was one series too late on making that QB change. #
- “@lost_angeles: So this is like watching two high school girls play Madden.” #
- How is it possible that a 12-0 football game feels like an absolute blowout? #
- Haha. Tebow. #
- I'm at Maxine's On Main (905 Main St, between Pine and Chestnut, Bastrop) http://t.co/y9R4xvp5 #
- We bought a whole cow and half a hog – picking up from the butcher tomorrow. This is the freezer that will hold it! http://t.co/kfxUFR9h #
- Spending a glorious Texas day with my daughters around and mostly outside the house. Glad to be home! #
- This is exactly the type of meal I needed upon coming back to Texas. (@ Texas Traditional BBQ) http://t.co/IRsjzbt2 #
- I just scored 7,844 in the Soccer Field stage in @HeadsUp with @Cristiano. Add me! http://t.co/uwcm7aWl #
- Just turned on the tv and it's the show I cut for ESPN. Watch ESPN now! #
- Dinosaur Train is the craziest show. It's like they just randomly picked 2 things boys love and decided to make a show out of it. #
- MATT BARKLEY STAYING WOO-HOO MERRY CHRISTMAS! #
- "MAD STUFF" from my D-Fault camera #hipstamatic #disposable http://t.co/Mc1apLwh #
- Nearing the home stretch on a 3 month editing project. You can see my latest show on Dec. 24 at 1PM ET on ESPN or 25th at 11AM ET on ESPN2. #
- My 3 yr old just made a pretend molotov cocktail. #
- Definitely need to start the process of convincing Rachael to name our next baby (if boy) Tim. Hell, maybe even if not boy. #
- Next year's Madden to have Tim Tebow mode. You start from behind w/ the ball & 2 minutes left and are not able to lose. #
- Eating prime rib at Rudy's. I am the 1%. #
- Oh CP3 we hardly knew ye.
# - Hey who still reads my Twitter? #
- Thanks to Roku I'm watching USC vs Florida football from 1982 – Keith Jackson announcing. This is awesome. #
- Watching a close-up of a grown man kiss a golf ball in X-MO is a very strange sight. #
- I like how Facebook grouped all posts about Thanksgiving under a single section today. Now why don't they do that w/ Tebow posts on Sunday? #
- KERSHAW WON THE CY YOUNG WOOHOOO!!!! #
- I just unlocked the "Great Outdoors" badge on @foursquare! Freedom! http://t.co/Z4zZbpOk #
- Adrian Peterson needs 3 touchdowns and 170 yards for me to win this week. Or 4 touchdowns and 110 yards. Who thinks this is possible? #
- Work work work work work #fb http://t.co/ZGhaYMF4 #
- The Longhorn Network can be watched online for free this weekend: http://t.co/uXWM62OI #
- I think we'll meet the 7AM deadline for this show to be delivered tomorrow…. #
- Morning in Austin. http://t.co/P4zk8PYQ #
- GMAIL app for iPhone? Seriously? #
- Very nice baseball knowledge tweet. RT @Heather_Feather: @newaustinite yay! And my boys got golden gloves! #ethier #kemp #kershaw #
- Happiest sports day in a long time. My beloved Dodgers will be saved from the evil grip of Frank McCourt! #dodgers #
- Working on a Longhorn Network show. (@ University of Texas Golf Club w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/wUtDFXXf #
- The University of Texas Golf Club is very nice! Working LHN show today. http://t.co/W1BZiYBc #
- $17 for Car-Sharing Membership and 60 Minutes of Driving Time from car2go Austin -… http://t.co/0WXeNj5c #
- I just became the mayor of Taylor Cafe on @foursquare! http://t.co/tApJbTqg #
- Matt Barkley has 477 votes in the @daveyobrien fan vote! Go vote at http://t.co/rmq07Zn6 #college #football #USC #

